There's seems to have been a bit of a misunderstanding - but believe it or not, Dingo is really a brilliant organist.

His performances of Bach's Fantasia and Fugue in G minor and the great D major Prelude and Fugue for example are something to hear. He was talking about it the other evening. He reckons that most performers play them far too fast. "All they want to do is to show-off their own so-called virtuosity! But", he went, munching his bone and chewing away like one-o-clock,  "you've got to let the inner parts sing and how can you do that if everything is played fff allegro con fuoco - tell me that?!"

He has certainly got a point!