I'm afraid Dingo is not having a very good time lately. It's a shame - he tries so hard, but something always seems to go wrong somehow and a spanner is always bunged in the works!

He's so down-hearted at the moment that he's thinking of becoming a monk! Ebenezer (who is also pretty depressed because all his money is stuffed in a Greek bank!) is keeping his fingers crossed that Dingo really will join a monastery. "I just hope he joins the Trappist Order. That way we'll get a bit of peace and quiet for once!"